Old Red Neck Humor
A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust,
consisting of a 1982 Ford pickup, a Remington shotgun, 6 1/2 books of Green
Stamps and $18.37 due from the mill for his last week's work. However, his
beloved widow can't touch any of the assets until she turns 14.

Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not admitted.

The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems they
want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.

How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

Arkansas has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year for
a million years.

Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned down. In fact, it
took out the whole trailer park.

The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40.

An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got
any ID?" The driver said, "'Bout what?"

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