'Tickling the Bone'
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Doctor, Doctor
A man walks into the doctors and says: " Doctor, Doctor, you have got to help me. I keep thinking that I am a moth!"
The Doctor says " I cannot help you. You should have gone to the psychiatrist next door!"
The man replies:" I know, I only came in here because your light was on!"
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¶ 8/21/2007 07:35:00 PM Saturday, March 03, 2007
Guilty and Depressed
"Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterwards, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." "I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter." "For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterwards."
"Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterwards, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." "I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter." "For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterwards."
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¶ 3/03/2007 12:05:00 AM 
