Condoms
A man walks into a drug store with his 9-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy (who obviously knows the answer, but
wants to know if his dad will give him a proper answer or not) asks, "What
are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are
called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex." Oh I see," replied
the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He
looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there
3 in this package." The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One
for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He
notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college
boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for
Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking
up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One
for January, one for February, one for March........"  ¶ 10/03/2006 01:56:00 PM