Senior Sex
After his exam the doctor said to the
elderly man, "You appear to be in good
health.
Do you have any medical concerns you
would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man.
"After I have sex I am usually hot and
sweaty, and then, after I have it with her
the second time, I am usually cold and
chilly."

After examining his elderly wife, the
doctor said,"Everything appears to be fine.
Do you have any medical concerns that
you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions
or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband
had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty
after having sex with you the first time,
and then cold and chilly after the second
time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart, she replied.
"That's because the first time is usually in
August and the second time is in January."  ¶ 3/19/2006 11:51:00 PM