Ransom
A young corporate executive was sent a ransom
note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the
17th hole of the country club at 10 o'clock the
next day if he ever wanted to see his wife alive
again.

He didn't arrive until almost 12:30. A masked
man stepped out from behind some bushes
and growled, "What took ya so long? You're
over two hours late."

"Hey! Give me a break." whined the executive.
"I have a 27 handicap."  ¶ 3/29/2006 10:34:00 PM