New Golfing Husband
As the young couple prepare to go to bed on their wedding night, the
groom says to his bride, "Honey, I have a confession to make. I'm a
golf addict. I play whenever I have a minute. I can't get enough of
it. You'll probably never see me on the weekends." His bride looked a
little uneasy and then said, "Honey I have a confession also...I'm a
hooker." "No problem." Replied the groom, "Just keep your left arm
straight and keep that head down. You'll be hitting them straight in
no time."