Making her husband Happy
The night before her wedding Maria pulled her mother aside for an
intimate little chat. "Mom," she confided, "I want you to tell me how
I can make my new husband happy." The bride's mother took a deep
breath. "Well, my child," she began, "when two people love, honor,
and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing." "I know
how to make love, Mom," interrupted the girl. "I want you 'I to teach me
how to make lasagna."  ¶ 3/09/2006 11:36:00 AM