"Vanity"
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror
and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the
girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news.
That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."  ¶ 2/20/2006 10:05:00 AM