Chicken Farmer
(I know I have posted this before, but its worthy of a repeat)

A chicken farmer went to a local bar,
sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass
of champagne.

The woman perks up and says,
"How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said,
"This is a special day for me.
I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and
I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man.
As they clinked glasses he asked,
"What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to
have a child, and today my gynecologist
told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man.
"I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my
hens were infertile, but today they're
finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman,
"How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"  ¶ 2/20/2006 09:55:00 AM