Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Goat Sex
A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him
against a charge of bestiality. "I know a great trial lawyer," the
fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury.
I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial
lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury." The
farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second
thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. "I
saw Jud mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was
finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jud's pecker." The
accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of
acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to
him, "You know, a good goat will do that..." ¶ 1/11/2006 03:57:00 AM
A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him
against a charge of bestiality. "I know a great trial lawyer," the
fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury.
I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial
lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury." The
farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second
thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. "I
saw Jud mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was
finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jud's pecker." The
accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of
acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to
him, "You know, a good goat will do that..." ¶ 1/11/2006 03:57:00 AM
