Friday, December 16, 2005
Camilla and Charles
On the big day, Camilla had chosen a pair of shoes which proved to be far too small, and by the time they retired to their bedchamber that evening, she was in agony.
"Charles," she begged, PLEASE get these damnable shoes off me, Dear, my feet are absolutely KILLING me!"
Charles pulled and tugged mightily, as Camilla moaned and groaned, the noise plainly audible in the next room, where the Queen and Prince Phillip were about to retire.
Charles finally succeeded in removing one shoe, crying out, "By DAMN, that's tight!", accompanied by more groans of relief from his new bride.
Queen Elizabeth nudged Phillip, and smirked, "See...the woman is so homely, she's still a virgin....at her age! Can you IMAGINE!"
Charles, meanwhile succeeded in wresting the other shoe off, as his bride screamed out in pure pleasure.
"By JOVE!...Charles exclaimed loudly...."This one's even tighter than the other!"
Phillip grinned and murmured, "Once a Navy man, ALWAYS a Navy man....." ¶ 12/16/2005 03:14:00 AM
On the big day, Camilla had chosen a pair of shoes which proved to be far too small, and by the time they retired to their bedchamber that evening, she was in agony.
"Charles," she begged, PLEASE get these damnable shoes off me, Dear, my feet are absolutely KILLING me!"
Charles pulled and tugged mightily, as Camilla moaned and groaned, the noise plainly audible in the next room, where the Queen and Prince Phillip were about to retire.
Charles finally succeeded in removing one shoe, crying out, "By DAMN, that's tight!", accompanied by more groans of relief from his new bride.
Queen Elizabeth nudged Phillip, and smirked, "See...the woman is so homely, she's still a virgin....at her age! Can you IMAGINE!"
Charles, meanwhile succeeded in wresting the other shoe off, as his bride screamed out in pure pleasure.
"By JOVE!...Charles exclaimed loudly...."This one's even tighter than the other!"
Phillip grinned and murmured, "Once a Navy man, ALWAYS a Navy man....." ¶ 12/16/2005 03:14:00 AM
