'Tickling the Bone'
Sunday, November 20, 2005
  Paddy on Who wants to be a Millionaire
Paddy's doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire". He's got £500,000.
Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million quid.
"Paddy, for £1million, who was the great train robber? Was it,
A, Ronnie Barker...
B, Ronnie O'Sullivan...
C, Ronnie Corbett or..was it
D, Ronnie Biggs???"

Paddy says..."Oi'll take de money please Chris".
Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.
Paddy again says.."Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris"
"You don't want to phone a friend?" says Chris.
"No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer"
"OK" says Chris, looking bemused. "Give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen, Paddy goes away with £500,000. However, before you go,you'll obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"
Paddy said, "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, t'anks Chris."
"You knew it anyway!....are you mad!!!" asks Chris, "Are you mental?"
Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris....but Oi'm no feckin grass!".
 




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