Finding Your Inner Peace
I am passing this Message on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all do with a little calm.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read:
The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have
started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished … and  before leaving the house this morning I finished off:

• a bottle of red wine


• a bottle of white wine


• the Baileys


• three Bacardi Breezers


• the Jack Daniels


• the Prozac


• some Valium


• some  cheesecake


• and a box of chocolates

You have no idea how bloody good I feel!
  ¶ 10/20/2005 05:53:00 PM