Sunday, September 04, 2005
Store Signs
- On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
- At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
- At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
- Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
- Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
- At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"
- In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
- On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin.Bach in a minuet"
- At the Electric Company: "We will be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
- On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
- On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
- In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
- Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
- In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
- On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
- Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
- In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
