Wednesday, September 07, 2005
One Liners
- "Cats have 9 lives, which makes them ideal for experimentation."
- "I discovered I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
- "My Dad was Irish and my Mother was Iranian, which meant we spent most of our holidays trying to clear Customs."
- "As for the list of 50 things to do before you die, I'd think "Shout for Help" would be right up there."
- "It's easy to distract fat people....it's a piece of cake."
- "If you're ever chased by a police dog, try not to run through a tunnel, up a seesaw, and through a fiery hoop....they're trained for that."
