'Tickling the Bone'
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
  A man was lying on his death bed..
A man was lying on his death bed with his family, the wife and three sons around him.
Two of his sons were six foot strapping good looking specimens while the other was an ugly little dwarf with a hump on his back you couldn't jump over with a vaulting pole.
The man spoke to his wife whispering into her ear.
“Please tell me before I die, is that ugly little monster really my son?".
To which the wife replied. "I swear on the life of my children he really is your son"
After hearing this, the man drew his last breath and died after which the wife said quietly to herself, "Thank Christ he didn't ask about the other two”
 




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