'Tickling the Bone'
Friday, September 02, 2005
  Liverpool Fan
In a school just outside of Liverpool, a first year teacher explained to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asked her pupils to raise their hands if they are Liverpool fans too. Not wanting to upset the teacher their hands all went up into the air.
However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.
"Because I am not a Liverpool fan." says Timmy.
The teacher then asks, "What are you?".
Timmy says "I'm a Chelsea Fan"...The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asks Timmy why he is a Chelsea fan. “Well, my mum and dad are Chelsea fans so I'm a Chelsea fan too...
The teacher is now angry..."That's no reason" she says loudly...What if your mum was a moron and your dad was an idiot?
Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Liverpool Fan"
 




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