Saturday, September 24, 2005
Little Johnny - Tick Tock
A young pretty female school teacher had been telling her class about the value of being observant and said, "Now children, look at the clock; what does the clock have that I have too?"
One little girl stood up and said, "It has a face."
Another girl raised her hand and said, "It has hands."
"Splendid," said the teacher, "now what has the clock that I haven't got?"
After a long silence, little Johnny rose and said, "You ain't got no pendulum, Miss." ¶ 9/24/2005 12:12:00 AM
A young pretty female school teacher had been telling her class about the value of being observant and said, "Now children, look at the clock; what does the clock have that I have too?"
One little girl stood up and said, "It has a face."
Another girl raised her hand and said, "It has hands."
"Splendid," said the teacher, "now what has the clock that I haven't got?"
After a long silence, little Johnny rose and said, "You ain't got no pendulum, Miss." ¶ 9/24/2005 12:12:00 AM
