Friday, September 09, 2005
Little Brucie
Little Brucie was in his junior school class in Sydney when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician etc. Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Brucie, "My father plays cricket for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say". ¶ 9/09/2005 05:52:00 AM
Little Brucie was in his junior school class in Sydney when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician etc. Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Brucie, "My father plays cricket for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say". ¶ 9/09/2005 05:52:00 AM
