Wednesday, August 31, 2005
A man goes into a doctor...
A man goes into a doctors surgery and sits down nervously before the GP. "what's the problem?" asks the doctor. "you will laugh!" said the patient. "No I won't" the doctor said,"I am a professional. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient!"
"Ok then", said the patient and dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been the size of a peanut. The doctor began to chuckle and before long fell to the floor laughing hysterically. After ten minutes he managed to calm himself down and struggled to his feet apologising profusely. "I am so sorry" said the doctor," I really am...I don't know what came over me. As a doctor and a gentleman I promise I won't let anything like that happen again, now, what's seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen!" said the patient
¶ 8/31/2005 02:46:00 PM
A man goes into a doctors surgery and sits down nervously before the GP. "what's the problem?" asks the doctor. "you will laugh!" said the patient. "No I won't" the doctor said,"I am a professional. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient!"
"Ok then", said the patient and dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been the size of a peanut. The doctor began to chuckle and before long fell to the floor laughing hysterically. After ten minutes he managed to calm himself down and struggled to his feet apologising profusely. "I am so sorry" said the doctor," I really am...I don't know what came over me. As a doctor and a gentleman I promise I won't let anything like that happen again, now, what's seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen!" said the patient
¶ 8/31/2005 02:46:00 PM
