Thursday, August 18, 2005
I am so Broke...
- I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
- I'm so broke me and my girlfriend got married for the rice.
- I'm so broke, if a trip around the world cost a nickel, I wouldn't have enough to leave the couch!
- I'm so broke that I just went into McDonald's and put a small fry onlayaway.
- If pickles were 10 cents a truckload I couldn't buy a wart off a cucumber!
- I'm so broke, just to rub two nickels together, I'd have to borrow one.
- We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances.
- I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
- I'm so broke, long distance companies don't even call me to switch!
- If I stopped on a dime, I'd probably owe it to someone.
- I ain't broke, but I'm severely bent.
- Someone saw me kicking a can down the street, and when asked what I was doing I said, "Moving."
- I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention!
- A guy walked into our house, stepped on a cigarette and my Mom yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"
- I'm so broke that when someone saw my Mom walking down the street with one shoe, they said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." She said, "No, I found one."
- We're so broke that if someone rings our doorbell I have to yell, "Ding Dong!" out the window.
