George Best
George Best awoke one morning and noticed he was a lot yellower than normal. Fearing that his new liver transplant was failing he rushed around to his doctor. After an exhaustive series of test and examinations the specialist said "George, I have some good news and some bad news!"
"Ok" said George, "give me the Bad news!"
"well, if you don't change your lifestyle you could be dead within 3 months!" said the specialist.
"Well,if that is the bad news" said George,"what is the good news?"
The specialist replied. I may be able to get you a part in the Simpsons!"