Saturday, July 02, 2005
Two guys in court for smoking dope
Two guys in court for smoking dope...the judge says, "I'd like to give you both another chance, since this is your first offense....go out in the community over the weekend and convince whoever you can that it's bad to smoke dope....I'll see you back here on Monday!"
The first guy comes into court and says, "Judge, I convinced 14 people to quit drugs....I showed 'em two circles, like this: O o .....and told 'em the left one was their brain without drugs, and the right one was their brain after smoking dope...."
"Very admirable," said the judge...tuening to the other guy, he asked what kind of success he'd had.
"Your honor, I convinced 156 people to give it up!" the stoner replied. "I showed 'em the same two circles, O and o and told 'em the little one was their asshole at present, and the big one was their asshole after landing in the slammer!" ¶ 7/02/2005 11:17:00 PM
Two guys in court for smoking dope...the judge says, "I'd like to give you both another chance, since this is your first offense....go out in the community over the weekend and convince whoever you can that it's bad to smoke dope....I'll see you back here on Monday!"
The first guy comes into court and says, "Judge, I convinced 14 people to quit drugs....I showed 'em two circles, like this: O o .....and told 'em the left one was their brain without drugs, and the right one was their brain after smoking dope...."
"Very admirable," said the judge...tuening to the other guy, he asked what kind of success he'd had.
"Your honor, I convinced 156 people to give it up!" the stoner replied. "I showed 'em the same two circles, O and o and told 'em the little one was their asshole at present, and the big one was their asshole after landing in the slammer!" ¶ 7/02/2005 11:17:00 PM
