'Tickling the Bone'
Friday, July 22, 2005
  TERROR ALERT IN FRANCE
Paris, July 20, 2005- AP and UPI reported that
the French government has raised its terror alert
level from RUN to HIDE on their four level danger
scale. The two higher French danger levels are
Surrender and Collaborate.

According to informed sources, the rise was
precipitated by a fire yesterday which destroyed
France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing
its military. In light of the recent attacks in
London, it is widely anticipated that the terror
alert will be elevated to the third level before the
weekend
 




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