Two British couples were on the links....one fellow, not paying attention to his surroundings, stepped aside and took a practice swing, nearly hitting the wife of his playing partner....
"I SAY, old chum, you nearly took my wife's HEAD off, there...!"
"Sorry, old bean, here's my mashie, have a whack or two at mine!"

¶ 7/15/2005 05:01:00 PM