Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Twins
When Laura was three months pregnant she fell into a deep coma. Six months later, she awoke and asked the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.
"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," the doctor told her. "Luckily, your brother named them for you."
"Oh no, not by brother! He's an idiot! What did he call the girl?"
"Denise," the doctor replied.
Thinking that isn't so bad, she asked, "And what did he call the boy?"
The doctor answered, "Denephew." ¶ 6/22/2005 11:19:00 PM
When Laura was three months pregnant she fell into a deep coma. Six months later, she awoke and asked the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.
"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," the doctor told her. "Luckily, your brother named them for you."
"Oh no, not by brother! He's an idiot! What did he call the girl?"
"Denise," the doctor replied.
Thinking that isn't so bad, she asked, "And what did he call the boy?"
The doctor answered, "Denephew." ¶ 6/22/2005 11:19:00 PM
