Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Hassid (Click for definition !)
A Hassid is standing by a hotel bar about an hour
before shabbos all dressed up in his special
Shabbos clothes. A magnificent looking blonde air
hostess, with legs that go on forever, and breasts
that are just waiting to envelop you, has just finished
checking in, and is on her way to the lifts, when she
sees the Hassid. She stops dead in her tracks and
walks over to him.
"Hi" she says.
"Hullo," he answers.
"I have a confession to make to you," she says.
He nods.
"I have a sexual fantasy."
He nods again.
"I want to be with a Hassidic man. I want to run my
hands up and down his white silk socks, run my
hands over his tzitzis, play with his gartel, run my
fingers through his beautiful beard, and play with
his payess. in fact I want you now, and I have a
room upstairs. Will you join me for half an hour?"
He looks at her thoughtfully and says,
"And what's in it for me?" ¶ 6/28/2005 11:06:00 AM
A Hassid is standing by a hotel bar about an hour
before shabbos all dressed up in his special
Shabbos clothes. A magnificent looking blonde air
hostess, with legs that go on forever, and breasts
that are just waiting to envelop you, has just finished
checking in, and is on her way to the lifts, when she
sees the Hassid. She stops dead in her tracks and
walks over to him.
"Hi" she says.
"Hullo," he answers.
"I have a confession to make to you," she says.
He nods.
"I have a sexual fantasy."
He nods again.
"I want to be with a Hassidic man. I want to run my
hands up and down his white silk socks, run my
hands over his tzitzis, play with his gartel, run my
fingers through his beautiful beard, and play with
his payess. in fact I want you now, and I have a
room upstairs. Will you join me for half an hour?"
He looks at her thoughtfully and says,
"And what's in it for me?" ¶ 6/28/2005 11:06:00 AM
