The Essex Blonde at the New London Casino
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Essex arrived and bet twenty-thousand
pounds (20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, this girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral -

Not all Essex girls are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all
men are men.  ¶ 6/16/2005 12:48:00 AM