Dear Lord," the vicar began...
Dear Lord," the vicar began, with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust...."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill, little girl voice: "Mummy? What is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point....