Monday, May 23, 2005
Little Johnny
The Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"And Little Johnny replied, "homework and tests!" ¶ 5/23/2005 09:01:00 PM
The Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"And Little Johnny replied, "homework and tests!" ¶ 5/23/2005 09:01:00 PM
