Love Dress
A WOMAN STOPPED BY AT HER RECENTLY MARRIED SONS HOUSE.

SHE RANG THE DOOR BELL AND WALKED IN.

SHE WAS SHOCKED TO SEE HER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW LYING ON THE
COUCH, TOTALLY NAKED. SOFT MUSIC WAS PLAYING, AND THE
AROMA OF PERFUME FILLED THE ROOM.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" SHE ASKED

"I'M WAITING FOR MY HUSBAND TO COME HOME FROM WORK," THE
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW ANSWERED.

"BUT YOUR NAKED!" THE MOTHER-IN-LAW EXCLAIMED.

"THIS IS MY LOVE DRESS," THE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW EXPLAINED.

"LOVE DRESS? BUT YOUR NAKED!"

"MY HUSBAND LOVES ME TO WEAR THIS DRESS," SHE EXPLAINED.
"IT EXCITES HIM TO NO END. EVERY TIME HE SEES ME IN THIS
DRESS, HE INSTANTLY BECOMES ROMANTIC AND RAVAGES ME FOR
HOURS ON END. HE CANT GET ENOUGH OF ME."

THE MOTHER-IN-LAW LEFT. WHEN SHE GOT HOME, SHE UNDRESSED,
SHOWERED, PUT ON HER BEST PERFUME, DIMMED THE LIGHTS, PUT
ON A ROMANTIC CD, AND LAID ON THE COUCH WAITING FOR HER
HUSBAND TO ARRIVE.

FINALLY HER HUSBAND CAME HOME. HE WALKED IN AND SAW HER
LAYING THERE SO PROVOCATIVELY.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" HE ASKED.

"THIS IS MY LOVE DRESS SHE WHISPERED SENSUALLY.

"NEEDS IRONING," HE SAID, "WHAT'S FOR DINNER?"  ¶ 3/04/2005 12:39:00 AM