Cindy Crawford, Elle McPherson and Naomi Campbell are flying across the
states when they are informed by the pilot that he is losing power and
expects the plane to crash land in the next 5 minutes. straight away Cindy
Crawford takes out her vanity case and begins to apply make up. "If I make
myself stunning" she says "people will be sure to look for me first" Not to
be outdone Elle McPherson festoons her self in expensive jewellery. "If
people see how rich and famous I am sure they will be bound to rescue me
first" she cries.
Naomi Campbell strips off completely and places her butt against the
window. "What are you doing?" the other two asked. "well" she replied, "the
first thing they look for in any plane crash is the black box!"

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