Friday, February 25, 2005
Federal job
Mr. Johnson went to interview for a Federal job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?""Yes, I served two tours in Afghanistan.""Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-relateddisabilities?""I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so theydeclared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though.""Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I canhire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10,and we'll get you started.""If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come ! at 10?""Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sitaround and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for that ¶ 2/25/2005 07:22:00 AM
Mr. Johnson went to interview for a Federal job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?""Yes, I served two tours in Afghanistan.""Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-relateddisabilities?""I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so theydeclared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though.""Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I canhire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10,and we'll get you started.""If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come ! at 10?""Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sitaround and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for that ¶ 2/25/2005 07:22:00 AM
