Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Mrs Jone Surgery
mrs jones wakes up after vaginal surgery, where she had her labia trimmed and a general tighten up, to find 3 roses at the bottom of her bed... she asks a nurse where they came from, and the nurse tells her that the 1st was from her surgeon for being such a model patient, and the second was from her husband who was looking forward to trying the new, tighter her... 'And the 3rd?' she asked...
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'That's from mr smith in the burns unit, to thank you for the new ears' ¶ 1/11/2005 08:55:00 PM
mrs jones wakes up after vaginal surgery, where she had her labia trimmed and a general tighten up, to find 3 roses at the bottom of her bed... she asks a nurse where they came from, and the nurse tells her that the 1st was from her surgeon for being such a model patient, and the second was from her husband who was looking forward to trying the new, tighter her... 'And the 3rd?' she asked...
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'That's from mr smith in the burns unit, to thank you for the new ears' ¶ 1/11/2005 08:55:00 PM
