Pick up Line

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually
looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was
testing it."
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?", she asks.
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties...".
The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am
wearing panties!"
The man exclaims, "Damn-- this thing must be an hour fast!"

  ¶ 12/10/2004 09:57:00 AM