Thursday, December 16, 2004
A man was in an accident...
A man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off.
He was rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined him, and after
careful examination said, "We can replace it with a small size for
$2,000, a medium size for $5,000, or an extra-large size for $10,000.
I realise it's a lot of money, so take your time and talk it over with
your
wife."
When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly
at the floor.
"We've decided," the man told him as he choked back tears. "My wife
says she'd rather have a new kitchen."
¶ 12/16/2004 09:05:00 PM
A man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off.
He was rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined him, and after
careful examination said, "We can replace it with a small size for
$2,000, a medium size for $5,000, or an extra-large size for $10,000.
I realise it's a lot of money, so take your time and talk it over with
your
wife."
When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly
at the floor.
"We've decided," the man told him as he choked back tears. "My wife
says she'd rather have a new kitchen."
¶ 12/16/2004 09:05:00 PM
