How to stay so young at 78 !!!
"You're in incredible shape," the doctor said. "How old are you
again?"
"I am 78." The man said.
"78?" asked the doctor. "How do you stay so healthy? You look like a
60 year old."
"Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married that whenever she
got mad she would go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go
outside to settle down." the man explained.
"What does that have to do with it?" asked the doctor.
"I've pretty much lived an outdoor life."

  ¶ 12/16/2004 09:11:00 PM