Friday, November 19, 2004
A wealthy matron owned two...
A wealthy matron owned two beautiful pet rabbits which she was quite fond of.
The rabbits both took ill and died, and she couldn't bear the idea of burying
them, so she put them gently in a cardboard box, and took them to a
taxidermist.
She removed the dead bunnies from the box, laid them on his counter and
said., "I'd like for you to stuff these two rabbits, but I can't decide how to display
them" The taxidermist thought a moment, and said "Would you like to have them mounted?'
"Heavens NO" she cried," just holding hands would be sufficient!"
¶ 11/19/2004 10:04:00 PM
The rabbits both took ill and died, and she couldn't bear the idea of burying
them, so she put them gently in a cardboard box, and took them to a
taxidermist.
She removed the dead bunnies from the box, laid them on his counter and
said., "I'd like for you to stuff these two rabbits, but I can't decide how to display
them" The taxidermist thought a moment, and said "Would you like to have them mounted?'
"Heavens NO" she cried," just holding hands would be sufficient!"
