Sunday, November 21, 2004
Two reporters
Two reporters, employed by competing newspapers, were arguing over which
paper was best. "Even our headlines are better!" declared one guy."The other
day after that breakout at the asylum, your paper ran a headline that said,
"INSANE MAN ATTACKS WOMAN AND THEN RUNS AWAY!"
"What's wrong with that?" asked his buddy.
"We covered the same story, and our headline was only four words," was the
reply: "NUT SCREWS AND BOLTS"!
¶ 11/21/2004 04:40:00 PM
Two reporters, employed by competing newspapers, were arguing over which
paper was best. "Even our headlines are better!" declared one guy."The other
day after that breakout at the asylum, your paper ran a headline that said,
"INSANE MAN ATTACKS WOMAN AND THEN RUNS AWAY!"
"What's wrong with that?" asked his buddy.
"We covered the same story, and our headline was only four words," was the
reply: "NUT SCREWS AND BOLTS"!
¶ 11/21/2004 04:40:00 PM
