A man was traveling by train
A man was traveling by train back in the days of the "Old West", accompanied
by his married daughter. Suddenly the train came to a grinding halt, and
gunshots rang out. The doors at the end of their coach flew open, and a gang
of train robbers came through the car and relieved the passengers of their
money, wallets, purses, and baggage. When the thieves were gone, the man
noticed his daughter putting her
wedding ring set back on her finger.
"How did you manage to hold onto your jewelry, " he asked?
"I just put the rings in my mouth" she said. "The robbers never suspected a
thing!"
"Too bad your mother isn't with us, " her father said...."We could have saved
the luggage!" ¶ 11/19/2004 09:59:00 PM