A guy walks into a bar in Alabama...
A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. "You're not from
around here, are you, bud?" says the bartender. "No," replies the guy. "I'm
actually from Boston." "Whatcha do up in that fancy Boston?" asks the
bartender. "I'm a taxidermist." "What the heck's a taxidermist?" "I mount
dead animals." "It's OK, boys," announces the bartender. "He's one of us!"